An open letter to Speedy McNugget-
Dear Speedy,
I've noticed lately that you've ditched your kids for laying an egg or just hanging out in the chicken pen.
You wanted these children so bad and now you've left them.
I feel like I'm to blame as you didn't have a 'chicken' mother figure when you were a baby. Sure chicks are needy and they chirp all the time, but the responsibility is yours and yours only. You must be forgetting that you too were very needy, but I never gave up on you. I used to wash the dishes and you'd sit on my shoulder, I'd email at my computer and you'd sit in my jumper sleeve. People would tell me that I had a chicken on my shoulder, and that I was silly - but we had a bond.
I'm no Lynne Spears and you're certainly not Britney or Jamie-Lynne so get it together Speedy. I'm going to keep a close eye on you hopefully with a little guidance you wont end up like Amy Winehouse.
kisses
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I really hope she's listening. I'd hate for her to go the rehab route and get her babies taken away by social services, especially with Derek not around to pick up the slack (he was no K-Fed). And I keep forgetting to tell you that I think you could name the baby chicks GOB and Lucille 2, depending on their gender, of course.
ahh naming chickens after Arrested Development, you're on.
I think GOB will be the brown and Lucille 2 will be the black. If they turn out to be the wrong sex I'll just swap the names.
Mel, I just met you at Dan's house. I've gotta say it's really something else to actually SEE Speedy. I hate to think she's left her offspring (hehe) like that.
Lovely to meet you and Joel!
Have a rad NYE!
Mel
Hi Mel, glad to see you checked out the blog and managed to get yet another Offspring joke in. Perhaps if I had of played 'come out and play' to her she never would have left her babies.
cheers, mel
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