This is Fake Speedy. 
Fake Speedy is a chicken that looks remarkably like Speedy, she's even made me think I'm talking to Speedy when I've gone over to the chicken pen. Here are a few of the monologues I've expressed"Why is Speedy fighting with that other hen? Speedy will kick her arse anyway"
"Speedy, do you want a banana? Speedy why don't you want a banana? You love bananas"
"Speedy... Speedy.... Speedy, where are you?"
"Speedy why wont you come to muma?"
I was out one night and Papa put the chickens to bed and I asked him if he got Speedy to bed and he said yes, but sure enough he put Fake Speedy to bed.
I've been enjoying looking after the neighbours chickens. We're even getting four eggs a day from those sluts. They have this midget chicken that is pretty cool, she's brown white and really small. I'm thinking I should do with it what they did when they stole Mongy Foot. Just tell them it was eaten by a fox and have it just one day show up at our place.
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